Welcome to the wonderful world of bad puns and dreadful jokes that few understand. Most of my jokes I wear in the form of bizarre links of string that I call "garments". I don't mind if people laugh at me not with me
I'm an English expat constantly struggling to be understood in a different country. I work in the cut throat world trying to bring "YARRR" and "Ne'er-Do-Well" into regular conversation My swear word of choice is Stink Nugget. I'm a yarn snob.
Why do I waste my time and do these things?
When I first completed it, I was Irish - so I went back to see if I could make myself English, and I turned out French. Shows how crap it is, if it mistakes an English woman for either Irish or French. *sigh* I need to get knitting, I'm obviously in a pretty bad mood |
FranklinMinty rants @ 2:54 PM
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smallerdemon said ... (10:18 AM) :
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fizzing hari said ... (11:40 AM) :
post a commentI suspected this all along! J'accuse!
Mine was Irish too.
Remember, this is your inner European, not your outer one. ;)
I'm dutch!
Shit, I came up Dutch too. Now I guess someone should fart on me or something.
"Scrub little Dutch boy"!!!
Which also reminded me of:-
Why, you wouldn't even look at a clock unless hours were lines of coke, dials looked like the signs of gay bars, or time itself was a fair hustler in black leather
hehe
Man, I loved River Phoenix.
i'm fookin irish, as suspected...