Welcome to the wonderful world of bad puns and dreadful jokes that few understand. Most of my jokes I wear in the form of bizarre links of string that I call "garments". I don't mind if people laugh at me not with me
I'm an English expat constantly struggling to be understood in a different country. I work in the cut throat world trying to bring "YARRR" and "Ne'er-Do-Well" into regular conversation My swear word of choice is Stink Nugget. I'm a yarn snob.
I'm such a dork... I've just wasted a minute of my time finding out which Nigerian spammer I am. I only did it after I didn't like the result of which file extension I was (.rm - whatever) Which Nigerian spammer are You? |
FranklinMinty rants @ 6:47 PM
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Cement Brunette said ... (10:47 AM) :
post a commentLooks like I am a Nigerian Jedi:
You are LAWRENCE OBI. You are Bank Manager of Zenith Bank Lagos, Nigeria. You will share with me 30% of the $26.5 million that BARRY KELLY who died with a WILL left in your bank. You put the money in two trunks and want me to claim the money